LAUGH....

SANTA: Yaar tu nahate waqt darwaza khula kyon rakhta hai ???
BANTA: Arre !! yaar mujhe darr laga reh ta hai ki koi mujhe key hole se na dekh le...

heheheheheeeeeeeee.................

BE happy....

Don count wt u lost
cherish wt u have and plan wt u gain
because past never returns
but the future will definitely return d lost !!!!!!!!

BEst SMS......

Keep d smile.
Leave d tear.
Think of joy.
Forget d fear.
Hold d laugh.
Be joyous till i SMS again. !!!

Success wt it ment ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Success with out a +ve attitude is called LUCK.

success with a +ve attitude is called ACHIEVEMENT.



Be an Achiever always !!!

' School life ' Vs ' College life '

School: one colored dress for 100 of days..
college: 100 colored dress for one day...


school : 2 books for one subject..
college : one book for all subjects..


school: A white pipe (chalk) in teachers hand..
college : A white pipe (cigarette) in students hand...

school : Most frequent letter - Leave letter.
college: Most frequent letter - Love letter.


school : If we don go its boring...
college : If u go it's boring



So don't miss both........

Resonsibility...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If u salute ur duty u need not salute anybody ....
but if u pollute ur duty , u have to salute everybody..

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Sometimes u must be hurt in order 2 grow
U must fail in order 2 know
U must loose in order 2 gain
Because some lessons are best learn through pain ....

Think again........

"" We always feel that good things happens only 2 others , but we always forget that we r others for someone else "" !!!

Nice quote ....in nice place..

A famous quote written at 'Tokyo' bus stand
" Only BUS stops here...NOT TIME "
So don't waste ur time ,keep moving with ur duties !!!!!!!!

FOR u ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

'BYE' is a little word dat causes so much pain the person who hold dear,might never meet u again . so never say 'BYE ' always say 'CU' again ..........

7 types f girls ! ! !! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! !! !

1: Hard disk girls "Remember every thing fr ever..."
2: RAM girls "Forgets about u , d moment u turn her off.."
3: SCREEN SAVER girls "She is k fr lookin .."
4: INTERNET girls "Difficult to access..."
5: SEVER girls "Always busy whn needed.."
6: MULTIMEDIA girls "Makes horrible things look beautiful...!!!!!!!!!!!"
7: VIRUS girls "These type of girls are called WIFE...."

best gift ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

SAM: Yar apni GF ko gift dena hai ,kya dun ?????
Jai: Yaar gold ring dede...........
SAM: Koi badi chez bol.....yaar.....
JAi:'MRF' tyre dede........

Advice ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Night is longer den the day those who dream !!!!
but the day is longer den the nights for those who makes their dreams come true !!!!!

Life of a student ! ! !

PC hai , net nahi...
ATM hai , paise nahi..
CELL hai , balance nahi..
EXAM hai ,tentin nahi...
PADHNA hai ,lekin mood nahi....

JOKE

Ek operation ke bad patitent bola "doctor shaab kya ab main rog se mukt hun ??????"
jawab mila : 'beta doctor to niche rah gaye main to chitragupt hun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clasic definition of GF

Someone who will stand by U.through all d trouble's which u wouldn't have had if u had stayed 'single'...

i m ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Life is hot,live it.!
anger is bad,dump it !
fear is aweful,face it !
memories r sweet,cherrish it !!

i m smart ,accept it.!!

A beautiful thought .......

crying alone is realy better den loughing with d people who hate's u but act's like loving u !!!!!

pearl of thought ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Reletionship is not a business whr u give,when u get.
its a beautiful feeling 4 sum1........

2 things dat indicats Weakness

2 things indicate weakness -
1: 2 be silent whn it is d proper time 2 speak.
2: 2 speak whn it is d proper time 2 be silent.

pizza !!

Tofani barish me raat ko,
ek admi pizza lene aaya....

shopkeeper:aap married hai ??
Admi:Is tofani barish me kya meri maa mujhe bhejegi...hmm

dadaji....

Dadaji: puttar andar se mere dant le aa ...

puttar: Par dadaji abhi roti to bani nahi he...

Dadaji: Are! nahi re samne wale ki Dadima ko smile deni hai...!!

'0' manipulation

Friends should be like 'Zeros'....
When u add,
they r d same.
when u subtract.
they r again d same ...
but whn u try 2 devide....
dey become infinity........

HOO HOO O ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A man was passing by a jungle .
a chudail stops him and says..."hahahha....hohohoh oooo....main CHUDAIL hun"

man: I know ,teri ek bahen mere ghar bhi hai......

have faith...

Some times GOD upsets ur plans to setup his own.
and GOD's plans are perfect.
so never get upset when ur plans get upset....

HAVE FAITH !!!

True story...........

Two birds sitting on a tree ....
A shikari came and shot one of them.
The other one fly away.....


y
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sala POLICE ke lafde me koun padenga !!!!

U r fr me

U r fr me as
"cheeze for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
creame for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree."

actual GF

Usne kaha balance bhijwa ....
maine kaha "paise nahi"
Usne kaha "kaise nahi"..?
maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"..
to Usne kaha "ja ajj se tu mera bhai hai"..